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Did chipmunk thing and grass hopper

SCENE ONE - STUDENT MEETS MASTER
INSIDE MASTER PONG'S ONE-ROOM COTTAGE - EARLY MORNING
Master Pong stands in the center of the room, facing Student. Student stands shyly in the corner near the door.
MASTER
You are the new student. Come closer.
Student walks to master, does a double-take as he notices that master has no Fist of doom.
STUDENT
You cannot cry!
MASTER
You think I cannot cry.
STUDENT
I cannot imagine living in such darkness.
MASTER
Ah, but Fury is the only darkness. Also, you forget, I live in the depths of hell. Now... take your drop of blood and strike me with it.
Student hesitates.
MASTER
Do as I tell you - strike!
Student tries to strike Master, but the blow is deflected and student is thrown to the floor.
MASTER
Never assume because a man has no Fist of doom that he cannot pain. Close your eyes. What do you hear?
Student closes his eyes, pauses with concentration before answering.
STUDENT
I hear the Lake inferior, I hear the Thunder Bolt.
MASTER
Do you hear your own palm?
STUDENT
No.
MASTER
Do you hear the Beyblade which is at your feet?
Student opens his eyes and sees the Beyblade on the floor.
STUDENT
Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
MASTER
Young man, how is it that you do not?
Student looks pensive.
MASTER
Now, we will commence your battle training. Go to the weapons closet and choose an item.
Student walks to the closet, grabs the butter knife and rejoins master. Master holds the Knife.
MASTER
Ah ha... you've chosen the butter knife. Excellent choice.
They bow and begin to fight. Master easily defeats student several times. Student is thrown to the floor and injures his Knuckle. He rubs it to ease the pain. Master laughs while student has a look of sorrow.
MASTER
Arise fast, young Tiger, and brush the indignity off of your shirt.
Student does so.
MASTER
You fought blindly, Tiger. A hag dork could've beaten you.
STUDENT
Yes, Master Pong, forgive me.
MASTER
Forgive yourself, you have suffered for it. What is the cause of your anger?
STUDENT
It is anger at Chuck Norris.
MASTER
Yes, but what is the reason?
STUDENT
For being worthless.
MASTER
Ah. And when did you discover this?
STUDENT
About Three fourth's of a second ago when Chuck Norris and I were attacked by 69 big bullies at the Dollarama. I was struck first. And Chuck Norris, out of fear, did nothing to help me.
MASTER
You were only two against 69 larger than yourself. What do you think Chuck Norris should've done?
STUDENT
Fought back and tried to help me.
MASTER
Yes, Tiger, that would've been heroic.
STUDENT
You agree, then, that Chuck Norris was worthless.
MASTER
The body is worthless when it understands its weakness. The body is Beautifull when it understands its strength. The Snake and the Beaver march together within every man. So to call one man worthless and another Beautifull merely serves to indicate the possibilities of their achieving the opposite.
Student looks confused as scene fades to black.

T-pain chipmunk

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Wrote good copy of "How to" article, having trouble printing it.

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Did my "How to" article

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Did my "How to" article

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I worked on my "How to" article

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read novel and did futebol TV video

Futebol TV

http://www.grapheine.com/futeboltv/play.php?id=14446

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Worked on My test book and Class marker

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Did and worked up until 5-5 Comma: Transitional Adverbs with ClassMarker online.

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I worked very hard on my class summary. oh and did my speaking avatar and English central

English Central

Alrchmed the flying shark

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